Album: Funny Dog Pics Last change: 05/21/06
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You see, my FUR keeps me warm. Your sweaters only serve to insult me.
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When I say "woof," I mean "I hate you."
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If the choice is between prison and playing dress up with you, I choose prison.
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As if it wasn't hard enough being called a 'b*tch' all the time; now you dress me up as an old drunken hooker.
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If you think I won't eat you when you die, you're dead wrong.
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Though I have provided all the evidence in the world, perhaps I should take this time to state a certain fact explicitly: I am a dog. I am NOT a CHILD.
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As you must be retarded, I'll cut you some slack.
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If you wanted a bunny, why didn't you just buy one?
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You'll rue the day you did this to me lady. Rue it.
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Please remind me why I'm supposed to love you.
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I give you everything I have to give and you still wish I was a Dalmatian.
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I wish your husband took me with him when he left.
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If I had hands I'd strangle you.
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I suppose it could have been worse. You could've put me in a hair net so I'd look exactly like you do in the mornings. Oh . . . wait . . . you did.
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I hope the house gets burgled tonight.
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