Scary Monsters

Monsters were taking over the earth. Regular people and animals were morphing into scary blank faced things. Even birds were turning into little flopping balls a jelly-plasticky-yuck. I and my anonymous sidekick retreated to a cave where I thought we would be safe. We mostly were until one of the plasticky globule bird things flew down into the cave with us. I cut it in half with a sword as it flew at us, just like Uma Thurman in “Kill Bill” did to the baseball. My sidekick knelt down to look at the half of the thing that looked like a fluffy pile of saran wrap, when suddenly it went for her (sidekick had now resolved into a “she”) face alien style. It stretched a thin sheet of plastic-like wrap across her mouth and nose so she couldn’t breath. I ran to pull it off, but it was amazingly strong. I tried to puncture it with my fingers but I couldn’t. So with her mouth wide open, as she continued to try to breath I used a pocket knife puncture the plastic, which was still very tough, then slowly pulled a hole open with my fingers. But another layer had formed in the front of her mouth, and I could see another forming at the back of her mouth. So trying to work quickly without cutting her, I managed to puncture and open a breathing hole in the next two layers. Once she was able to breath, I was able to pull the plastic stuff away. So the lesson is, be careful with that plastic wrap.

2 Responses to “Scary Monsters”

  1. Bob Says:

    Ok. I was staying at my grandmothers with Cilla, and we were in a room that connected to the basement by a door that was sealed by wet towels. We went into the room and looked at a photo album that had a picture.
    In that picture we were on a college campus with a moving truck full of stuff that had somehow emptied into a big hole. And Cilla was in the makeshift kitchen part of the hole when a fire broke out. She tried to extinguish it with a towel, but I jumped down with some water and put it out.
    We looked at the picture and fondly remembered.

  2. cedar Says:

    I’m shocked to see that someone actually reads my stuff. Nice work Mr. Fireman.

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