I was back at Westtown and it was finals. But there was a strange rule that you had to run four miles before you took your test. I was very sad because I had three exams on the same day, so I had to run, take a test, run, take a test, run, then finally […]

Monsters were taking over the earth. Regular people and animals were morphing into scary blank faced things. Even birds were turning into little flopping balls a jelly-plasticky-yuck. I and my anonymous sidekick retreated to a cave where I thought we would be safe. We mostly were until one of the plasticky globule bird things flew […]

I was trying to swim from southern California to Seattle in one go. I knew it would be a new record, but I was doing the backstroke, which is easy, so I knew I would make it. But I got tired around Oregon, and had to take a rest in a farmhouse. A tornado blew […]

Awstats is the best web log analyzer that I know of, at least for low traffic servers. I don’t have experience with in high traffic situations. I used to have awstats installed manually, but now gentoo has an ebuild for it. I tried
# emerge awstats
which is sufficient for most apps in gentoo, including webapps. Squirrelmail […]