Bob Buys a Hummer
Bob bought an SUV that was a limmo Hummer. Huge. I was in it with him, criticizing it. 
There was a car coming towards us on the narrow road so I told Bob that he couldn’t fit, but he just drove half way up on the sidewalk and kept going. Later there was a party on a ferry. We all drove our cars on, but Bob’s Humvee wouldn’t fit. He left sulking, like it was our fault that his huge SUV wouldn’t fit.
